WEEKEND WIENER SALE - HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

$34.99

A forgotten grocery-store ad from 1964, resurrected for the modern wiener enthusiast.

The Weekend Wiener Sale Tee features a distressed vintage advertisement for DWP Quality Wieners, complete with old-school pricing, retro packaging, and enough aged-paper texture to look like it was dug out of a basement archive after 60 years.

Printed so the worn edges of the artwork blend naturally into the fabric, giving it that authentic found-newspaper look without the harsh rectangular border.

Perfect for cookouts, hot dog historians, bargain-wiener enthusiasts, and anyone still furious they missed the 49¢-a-pound sale of 1964.

Sizing: Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.

Made to Order

Every Glizzology product is made to order just for you rather than sitting in a warehouse waiting around for its big break. Once your order is placed, it heads into production before being packed and shipped.

Most orders arrive within about 1–2 weeks from the date they’re placed, although timing can vary slightly depending on production and shipping.

Making each item on demand helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us focus on sending you freshly made Glizzology gear. Good science takes a minute. Good wiener science is worth it.