THEY NEVER WANTED US, THEY WANTED OUR WIENERS - HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

For decades, the public was told they came for humanity.

That was the cover story.

The visitors weren't interested in us. They wanted our wieners.

Featuring a retro UFO invasion, a hot dog caught in the beam, and the last stop before Area 51.5, this vintage-inspired design comes straight from the stranger side of American hot dog history.

The truth is out there.

Sizing: Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.

Made to Order

Every Glizzology product is made to order just for you rather than sitting in a warehouse waiting around for its big break. Once your order is placed, it heads into production before being packed and shipped.

Most orders arrive within about 1–2 weeks from the date they’re placed, although timing can vary slightly depending on production and shipping.

Making each item on demand helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us focus on sending you freshly made Glizzology gear. Good science takes a minute. Good wiener science is worth it.