THE GALAXY RUNS ON GLIZZYS - HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

The Galaxy Runs on Glizzys — Vintage Alien Hot Dog Tee

Forget fossil fuels. The galaxy runs on glizzys.

This retro sci-fi tee puts the hot dog exactly where it belongs: at the center of the universe. Featuring a cosmic glizzy surrounded by orbiting planets, UFOs, and an extraterrestrial admirer, the artwork is designed in a distressed 1950s pulp-poster style.

Perfect for hot dog fanatics, alien enthusiasts, retro sci-fi lovers, and anyone who understands that some things are simply universal.

Sizing: Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.

Made to Order

Every Glizzology product is made to order just for you rather than sitting in a warehouse waiting around for its big break. Once your order is placed, it heads into production before being packed and shipped.

Most orders arrive within about 1–2 weeks from the date they’re placed, although timing can vary slightly depending on production and shipping.

Making each item on demand helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us focus on sending you freshly made Glizzology gear. Good science takes a minute. Good wiener science is worth it.