No Fat Shit Vintage Hot Dog Tee | Retro Glizzology Shirt

No Fat Shit Vintage Hot Dog Tee | Retro Glizzology Shirt

No fat shit. Just a perfectly proportioned glizzy. 🌭

The No Fat Shit Tee features a vintage-inspired hot dog sitting exactly where it belongs: perfectly inside the bun, finished with subtle Glizzology branding underneath.

Designed with a distressed retro look that feels pulled straight from an old-school hot dog joint.

• Vintage distressed graphic

• Classic hot dog + mustard design

• Small Glizzology branding

• Unisex fit

• Available in Black, Ivory, and Chalky Mint

• Made to order

For students of the science who understand that bun-to-dog ratio matters.

100% ring-spun cotton

SIZING:

Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.

SHIPPING:

Every Glizzology product is made to order just for you rather than sitting in a warehouse waiting around for its big break. Once your order is placed, it heads into production before being packed and shipped.

Most orders arrive within about 1.5–2.5 weeks from the date they’re placed, although timing can vary slightly depending on production and shipping.

Making each item on demand helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us focus on sending you freshly made Glizzology gear. Good science takes a minute. Good wiener science is worth it.

Product Image Note: 

Some images shown are stylized promotional mockups and may not reflect exact print size or placement. For the best representation of the finished product, please refer to the standard product images shown on a plain background. Minor variations may occur during production.