LEAVE THE HUMANS, TAKE THE HOT DOGS - HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

Leave the Humans, Take the Hot Dogs Heavyweight T-Shirt

First contact went a little differently than the government reported.

The visitors came looking for intelligent life. Then they found the hot dog stand.

Leave the Humans, Take the Hot Dogs features a distressed retro UFO scene with a flying saucer beaming up the real prize: a glorious haul of hot dogs. Printed on a heavyweight black tee, the design mixes old-school sci-fi, oadside Americana, and the kind of questionable historical record you’d expect from the Official Center of Glizzology.

A solid choice for cookouts, UFO sightings, late-night glizzy runs, and anyone who understands humanity may not be our planet’s most valuable resource.

Sizing: Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.

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Every Glizzology product is made to order just for you rather than sitting in a warehouse waiting around for its big break. Once your order is placed, it heads into production before being packed and shipped.

Most orders arrive within about 1–2 weeks from the date they’re placed, although timing can vary slightly depending on production and shipping.

Making each item on demand helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us focus on sending you freshly made Glizzology gear. Good science takes a minute. Good wiener science is worth it.