HOT DOGS & BEER - HEAVYWEIGHT T-SHIRT

A vintage tribute to two things that have never needed improving: hot dogs and cold beer.

This retro-inspired tee features a classic beer mug and mustard-covered dog with the only instructions you really need: BEER. DOGS. REPEAT. Distressed, old-school artwork gives it the look of a well-loved tavern sign or backyard cookout ad from decades past.

Perfect for cookouts, ball games, beer runs, or anybody who believes a good hot dog and a cold one is about as complicated as life needs to get.

Sizing: Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.

Made to Order

Every Glizzology product is made to order just for you rather than sitting in a warehouse waiting around for its big break. Once your order is placed, it heads into production before being packed and shipped.

Most orders arrive within about 1–2 weeks from the date they’re placed, although timing can vary slightly depending on production and shipping.

Making each item on demand helps us avoid unnecessary inventory and lets us focus on sending you freshly made Glizzology gear. Good science takes a minute. Good wiener science is worth it.