You Come to Me on the Day of My Cookout T-Shirt

$29.99

A cookout offense this serious demands consequences.

This vintage tee features a stone-faced cookout boss guarding the grill and delivering the only appropriate response to one of hot dog culture’s greatest controversies:

“You come to me… on the day of my cookout… and ask me for ketchup on your wiener?”

Designed with a distressed retro print style and backyard cookout setting, it’s made for anyone who takes their wieners very seriously.

Sizing:
Unisex fit. For a standard fit, order your usual size. Size up for a more relaxed or oversized fit. Please check the size chart before ordering, as all apparel is made to order.