
You Come to Me on the Day of My Cookout T-Shirt
$29.99
A cookout offense this serious demands consequences.
This vintage tee features a stone-faced cookout boss guarding the grill and delivering the only appropriate response to one of hot dog culture’s greatest controversies:
“You come to me… on the day of my cookout… and ask me for ketchup on your wiener?”
Designed with a distressed retro print style and backyard cookout setting, it’s made for anyone who takes their wieners very seriously.
Sizing:
Unisex fit. For a standard fit, order your usual size. Size up for a more relaxed or oversized fit. Please check the size chart before ordering, as all apparel is made to order.

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