Official Glizzologist Vintage T-Shirt

The Official Glizzologist Tee is for those who understand that proper mustard application is a science.

Featuring a vintage 1950s-inspired food scientist carefully laying down the perfect mustard zigzag, this design brings classic Americana, hot dog culture, and just the right amount of absurd seriousness together.

Distressed retro artwork gives it the look of an old-school advertisement pulled straight from the archives of Glizzology.

Official status. Precise technique.

Sizing: Unisex fit. For a more relaxed or oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Please refer to the size chart before ordering, as all sales are final except for damaged or incorrect items.